Title: 1-800-Assassino
Played: 1751 times

connor-ken-bae:

allsoundsasscreed:

"I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long."

"Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me."

"Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else."

"Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say."

"I lost my number, can I please have yours?"

Original source is from this video.

(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)

I never hit reblog so fast in my life.


3 hours ago ( 2806) via ©

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

visualechoess:

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

^

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

Who the hell is bucky?

3 hours ago ( 1329) via ©

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

3 hours ago ( 456) via ©

skelezor:

Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted, from fighting off so many fuckboys

3 hours ago ( 8136) via ©

ohawkguy:

ios8 defs made Siri 100000x more useful

3 hours ago ( 1826) via

zevransbutt:

connor kenway doesnt have a death date therefore he never died he is eternal

3 hours ago ( 227) via ©

Assassin’s Creed: Unity » Movie poster » Similar to [x] [x]

6 hours ago ( 602) via ©
Played: 155683 times

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?

image

Now I have.


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