"I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long."
"Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me."
"Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else."
"Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall—you are an angel is what I am trying to say."
"I lost my number, can I please have yours?"
Original source is from this video.
(Took me a little longer to type out the quotes because I couldn’t stop laughing.)
I never hit reblog so fast in my life.
asperatus cloud x
IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten
It’s a wizard
this vine is too real
Who the hell is bucky?
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted, from fighting off so many fuckboys
ios8 defs made Siri 100000x more useful
connor kenway doesnt have a death date therefore he never died he is eternal